Mad Scientists’ Lair – “Cebrius-Maximus”, our neighbor had exclaimed at the block party last night, “is the breakthrough of the century!” He claimed it had increased Chimpanzee brain function by at least 50%, effectively doubling I.Q. Unfortunately, the prolonged use of the drug caused dementia in the test chimps, but he claims the procedure is now safe and he and his colleagues have found a way to make the effect permanent with a simple 60 minute treatment. He’s looking for test subjects. What do you think? I’d like to be smarter, how about you?
Amenities
